Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hey, everybody, welcome to Saubones. A medical tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host, Macaroid.

And I'm Sydney Macaroid. Before every episode, Sydney and I like to talk a little bit about how we're going to introduce the topic at hand.

We come up with all our great comedy bits.

All the great, you know all the great bits that you know and love from Saubones.

That you just, you listened to our show just for those.

Mainly for the bits. We like to talk about this a little bit before we introduce an episode of the program.

In today's episode, we are talking about some cat, I don't know his name, but when we...

Oh, I will tell you his name in a minute.

When we were trying to come up with exactly how we would introduce this topic, the way Sydney pitched this gentleman to me was he was a weird dude who did some weird stuff and then he died.

I mean, it's true.

I mean, it about sums it up, right?

Yeah, I just, it was hard to, you know, I mean, he did a lot of different weird things and so, sorry.

Sydney, tell me about this, I'm sorry, it got bad ice.

You know, if you let ice sit, you want to get like a weird taste?

No, I don't like, I don't see, I don't like too much ice.

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