Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Some medicines, some medicines, the escalant macabre for the mouth.

Wow! And I will hand you over to Saubones. Let's keep it going. Thank you Tracy.

I don't need this one. Hold on.

And we have two mini mics. This is fine. If this one rolls off, you guys shout at me. Don't want to like a beside adventure this bad boy. Thank you.

Thank you Tracy. One of my podcasting muses, inspiration. Thank you.

So what are we doing a show about today, Sydney? Oh, let me do my right one.

Do you think we're recording for posterity? Yes. Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones Emeralds here of Miscite Medicine. I am your cohost Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. You know what? It used to hurt. It doesn't anymore. You people can't hurt me anymore.

Skin of stone. So what's the show about today, Sid? Well, many of you probably don't know this. None of you know this.

What I just do is I know I mean, I know everything right about medical history. Like it's all just up here. I certainly don't research this.

And so I just have like a list of topics and just you know, whatever week it is, I just click through and we'll just see what's up this week. So let's hold on. I'm going to tell you.

What are we doing? Thank you.

This is bad timing. What is it? What's this was very bad timing? What is it? Let's not. You know what? Let's just take questions. Why don't we just do questions? Let's not.

No, no, no, no, no, we don't want to do this. We don't want to do Q&A ones when we don't have time to prep an actual episode. No, let's just, you know, shot. Hey, shots for everybody.

Okay, no, right. There we go. I see your frogs. Okay, we're on a cruise ship. There's a classy plate. What's it about, sister?

Well, the topic this week is neurovirus. Okay.

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