Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, Maryland, Miss Guy and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

This is a bittersweet episode, I would say, Sid.

It is. This episode was supposed to be performed live last week.

Yes.

On our tour.

Give the short version of the story because it is very sad.

Well, this particular episode, I've done all this research for our live show in DC on our tour last weekend.

And the morning that we were supposed to leave, we woke up at 4 a.m.

Because that's how early we had to get up to our flight. And our oldest daughter, Charlie, was puking.

Yeah.

And puking and puking.

And poor thing, she was, she was so sick. And there was no way we could put her on an airplane and make her stay in hotels.

That was just, it was unreasonable. So we had to put her first and sadly, well, no, not sadly though we had to put her first.

But sadly, it meant not that myself and the girls couldn't come on the tour.

And so this, this lovely story about another mysterious GI illness.

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