Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves hot like a rum.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant, my cop, for the mouth.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Saubones and Mental Tour of Miss Guy Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

This is kind of a late recording session for us. Normally we don't record this late, both in the week and the evening specifically.

That is very true. I used to be quite the night owl in my younger days, and so this would be no big deal for me.

But I don't know if it was turning 30 or having a baby.

Or a little bit of both.

Or both.

It's about pretend that is not fake people. That's the real stuff.

So now you know you're in for a really good show.

No, that was the one I do, and now I'm drinking some diet coke.

With a whiskey.

And spicy, spicy things up a bit.

So...

Our daughter's done sleeping. She's over that phase, the sleep phase.

She actually, this is true. I haven't told you this yet, Justin.

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