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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Mercury

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2013

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We put mercury on your chancre. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:10.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, some medicines, some medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

0:38.0

Hello everybody and welcome to Solvon's Emerald Tour of Misguided Medicine. I'm Justin McRoy.

0:47.0

Hey and I'm Sydney. Sydney is a medical doctor but of course nothing she says should be taken as literal medical advice here on our program.

0:55.0

No, everything I say may not be true, I may have completely made it up, or I didn't just completely make it up.

1:02.0

You do the reverse, should everybody reverse her? Do the reverse of no, because what if I say something that's a good idea?

1:09.0

That's just don't listen to it. Just don't just consider this, you know, just infotainment.

1:15.0

You're in a super infotainment highway. It's interesting and you're glad you listen to it and then don't ever remember it again.

1:23.0

Don't ever think about it. Just remember it as a pleasant, pleasant haze. You were in for 40 minutes.

1:29.0

Sit back, have a drink. Don't do any drugs though.

1:33.0

So Sydney. And listen to this show. Teach me something.

1:36.0

Well, I have a question that's completely unrelated but has been praying on my mind for some time, Justin.

1:43.0

Hit me, Sid. Who's your favorite character from Alice in Wonderland?

1:47.0

That's a normal thing that married people need to know about each other.

1:52.0

We have these flashcards. Keep it fresh flashcards.

1:57.0

Keep the conversation going.

1:59.0

Long after you have things to say to each other.

2:03.0

My favorite character from Alice in Wonderland is the caterpillar, I guess.

2:10.0

Wrong answer. Try again.

2:14.0

The rabbit.

2:16.0

Bear rabbit.

2:18.0

Okay, that's not a character from Alice in Wonderland and that's still not the right answer.

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