Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

Two big big came across a pharmacy with a door and that's lost it out.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, my little jerk, Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Tyler McElroy.

Can I be Sydney, Smirl, McElroy?

It's gonna be like that, huh Birmingham? Oh man, I'm excited. It's gonna be a good one. It's fine. My feelings aren't hurting anymore. I'm very sad about it.

Were you sipping your fly when we came out?

No, actually, I was, if I can brag for a second, I was checking to make sure it was zipped and it was.

Again, I don't want to brag, but we've been doing shows with Paul of Paul and Stormfame. Check them out at PaulandStorm.gov.

Paul Saborin has a new show for us for a long time, and the very first show he ever did, he did that thing about the show

again when the audience has been sufficiently horny for this one, but when Paul started doing shows with us, it was just my brother and my brother and me.

So now Paul does that before Saubones, and it has taken on an uncomfortable vibe, I would say. It makes me feel slightly uncomfortable.

I don't usually think of our audience as being horny for...

Sorry, if you could say it one more time, I need a clean recording for this ringtone.

No, that was good, just the once. Just the one time.

I don't have cake on me, right?

No, sour digate. Sydney was really teotid me.

I was holding our, just about one year old, so it'll be one year old next week, and I was holding her right before we came out, and Justin handed her a big chunk of cake.

And she proceeded to just do it, baby, do, which is kind of wipe it on our face, and then wipe it all over me.

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