Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were sawed through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody, welcome to Sawbones, a Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine. I'm your coach, Justin McAroy.

I'm Sydney McAroy. Sydney, I have a great vineyard for you.

Oh good, Justin. It's a medical vineyard. You know how you like medical crap?

I do, sort of like in Reader's Digest when they have those little vignettes about funny medical stories, laughter is the best medicine. Everybody loves those, right?

Listen, who's doing this intro? Me or you?

I'm just saying that I love it.

I'm just trying to derail me. I'm rest control of this great perfectly honed intro.

I really have stacks of Reader's Digest. That is not a lie. Stacks and stacks because I kept everyone I read.

It's like your medical journals. They just hoard around the house like a medical journal hoarder.

I'm going to get to all of them.

Okay, so here's my vineyard. You know the video, first you blinded me with science. You know that song by Thomas Dolby?

Yes.

There's an old man in there and he's the one who's like science.

Right.

They wanted him to wear a medical coat for that.

But he refused because it's a crime.

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