Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun.

Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it.

Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

All right.

Tommy is about some books.

One, two, one, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its windows blasted out.

Pushed on through the broken glass

And had ourselves a look around

The medicines, the medicines

That I scallet McCorm for the mouth

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones

A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

I'm your co-host Justin Mc McElroy. And I'm Sydney

McElroy. And Sydney, I think the top story in the world, we can all agree, is new dishwasher

day. Yeah, that's true. We have hated our dishwasher the entire time. We have had it, and I don't

know if you have an appliance like this in your house, you just despise.

But as a birthday gift to Sydney, we're finally getting rid of the old dishwasher and putting in a new dishwasher.

And the top story in the world, I bet, is new dishwasher day.

Well, I don't know that it's the top story in the world. It's a fine day. I mean, I am very excited about it. Our old dishwasher was sort of a form over function kind of situation. It like blends in with the countertop. You can't see it as well, but it doesn't have... It's so small and the design of it, like where the...

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