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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Magnets

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2014

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We put a magnet on it. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:34.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

0:56.0

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

1:03.0

Hello, we're ready and welcome to Saul Bell. It's a marital tour of Miss Guide Medicine. I am your co-host, Justin McRoy.

1:10.0

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

1:12.0

Sydney, I want to take the opportunity of this week's episode to congratulate you on finally getting your driver's license.

1:22.0

Well, thank you, Justin. It's not, I mean, it's not finally like the first time, though, to be fair.

1:26.0

It is such a proud moment for any husband.

1:29.0

Well, no.

1:30.0

Because why finally can take to the road and experience the freedom of the wind in your hair?

1:35.0

I mean, I had a license. I did. I got it when I was 16. I just let it expire.

1:42.0

Hard. You let it real. You didn't let it expire. You watched it die for a year.

1:47.0

I didn't even know it had expired until it was like eight months over America.

1:54.0

Eight months around the nation's earth. This is not a goof. Sydney did really let her license expire.

2:01.0

So hard that she had to return to the DMV for a frankly inspiring three hour.

2:10.0

You know, we should have had like a meetup. Hey, want to meet your old pal, the Justin city.

2:14.0

Come here at the Huntington DMV all morning, Monday morning, this morning, because I had to take both the written examination as well as the practical test.

2:25.0

And I studied for them. You did.

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