Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones Metal Tour of Miscited Medicine. I am your co-host, Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. Sydney, we did not talk about what we were going to say at the beginning of this show. Why would we not do that? That's like a real head scratcher, you know?

We've already done this bit as it happened a bit before where we didn't come up with a bit that that bit has been done.

Why didn't we do that? It's a real head scratcher, I don't know why. It really makes you think. It's a real head scratcher.

It is a real head scratcher. It's a real head scratcher. It's your head getting itchy. It's just thinking about it.

Is it? Yeah, it's a puzzle. It's a head scratcher.

Does it make you itch anywhere else? No.

Are you starting to itch all over?

Yes. Now that you say that out loud, yes.

You know other things that make you itch.

Like what, Sid? Life.

BOOM!

Segway. Segway.

Export segway.

I didn't know where you were going with that.

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