Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, America to a Miss Guy at the Medicine American Coast, Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

Now, Sid, you share your episode titles with me before we begin, so I have some idea of what we're talking about.

That's right.

I got to be honest, this one, the Jamie and Simon Trouble making heads or tails of.

We haven't had what I would consider a really, a really gross one in a while, right?

Yeah. Do you like the gross ones?

Yeah. If you don't, this one has pus right there in the title.

Yeah, there's some pus. Well, I mean, some a lot like that's right there in the title.

It's a lot about that truth and advertising here.

Just to get out ahead of it. That is what I'm going to be.

You know, a cute nickname or talking less gross.

No, periodulent material or plus.

I'm not sure. You know what? I'm taking my own temperature to see how I feel.

I don't actually get to buy week on Saubones.

I just kind of have to have to grip my teeth and bear it.

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