Sawbones: Kratom
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.2 | It's for fun. |
| 0:08.7 | Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.2 | We think you've earned it. |
| 0:15.8 | Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.6 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.9 | All right. |
| 0:27.5 | Tommy is about some books. |
| 0:30.6 | One, two, one, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its windows blasted out |
| 0:52.0 | pushed on through the broken glass and Had ourselves a look around |
| 0:56.0 | The medicines, the medicines |
| 0:58.0 | That Escalent McCorm |
| 1:00.0 | For the mouth |
| 1:01.0 | Hello everybody and welcome |
| 1:06.0 | To Sawbones |
| 1:07.0 | A marital tour of misguided medicine |
| 1:10.0 | I'm your co-host Justin McRoy And I'm Sidney McRoy. I feel pretty excited, babe. Are you feeling excited about this episode? Sort of. The Capri-Sun you're opening. Yeah, it's the Capri-Sun. Yeah. I was, I looked in there, and I saw Capri-Sun moon punch, and I was so overwhelmed with thirst. And so I mean, all I could think about was how refreshing it was about to be. I got a second one. You got two. Because I knew that this episode was going to be about Kratum. And I knew that I was going to ask if I could have it and you were going to say no so many times that you wouldn't be able to tell me no about the two moon punches. Are you, um... So you would be like, you'd feel bad about the, how you told me know so many times about Kratum, that I'd be like, I might crack open a second Capri Sun moon punch. I knew you wouldn't be like, no. Did you tell Cooper we had more of the moon punch? Because she loves the moon punch, and I told her we were out. I moved it downstairs. |
| 2:02.0 | You have a secret supply. I won't drink the second moon punch though. She settled for tropical |
| 2:06.7 | punch, but she wanted moon punch. I will swap that moon punch out mid-episode. I like that commercial |
| 2:13.5 | break. I'll make this first moon punch last until the act break. Then I'll refresh my |
| 2:18.7 | Capri Sun for the second half. Do you think this is, do you think this is some sort of, like, |
| 2:25.1 | trademark violation for us, moon punch? It hit it even harder. It hit it even harder than I thought it would. |
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