Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

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Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves hot like a rum.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, we're going to work with Ms. Guy Adminis and I am your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

Boy, since we had a scary moment today, didn't we?

Yeah, we did. Our daughter, Charlie, has been getting... she's more and more mobile. I mean, that's a good thing. Look, I'm not complaining. I don't want her to get less mobile.

Yeah.

Like, I'm glad she's more mobile. But a lot comes with that. Like, a lot of things that weren't treacherous before. All of a sudden are things...

I mean, like, is there a way to really child proof a house?

You can't. You just got to hope for the best.

If you just remove everything from it and pad the walls.

Yeah, right.

She'd still find some way to hurt herself.

But like, you can't have a kitchen table. You can't have chairs next to the table.

Because she... we left the room for like 30 seconds. She climbed right up there and we came back in the room and there she is sitting as a tea set and the gown.

She was sitting cross leg.

Like, just in the middle of the table. I don't know how she got up there that fast.

She's just like pounding them.

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