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Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm Madison, I'm Madison, the Estelle in Macau for the mouth.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, I'm Merrill Tuer of Miss Guy and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

Boy, Sydney, after a little bit of a dark episode last week about Ebola, I sure am happy to get back to something a little more chill.

Well, I was hoping that that episode about Ebola would calm people down.

Because at least in the United States, the point is that Ebola really isn't that big a deal here.

Right, so it's nice.

And I've been saying that for a while now is that Ebola sounds so scary and it's so dramatic.

But as far as in the United States, we really shouldn't be worrying about it.

The virus that's going to end the world is probably the flu.

So I don't know why we're all worked up about Ebola.

The flu?

Well, yeah. I mean, influenza for me is much more concerning than for me personally.

This is good in this country.

It's great. I was just starting to get calmed down about Ebola.

And now you're telling me that the flu is going to end humanity.

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