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Tommy is about some books.

One, two, one, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its windows blasted out

pushed on through the broken glass

And had ourselves a look around

The medicines, the medicines

That I spell and macaw for the mouth

Hello everybody

And welcome to Sawbones

A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

I'm your co-host Justin McElroy

And I'm Sydney McElroy I didn didn't mean to, I wasn't trying to sing. It just kind of, don't make me sound. It just kind of came out. Did you see the title of my notes? It's right there. And I realized that it auto-corrected. It says, hey, B, vaccine. Hey, B. Hey, B. Hey, B. Hey, B, what's up, B? You've seen it, B. Yeah. It auto corrected. It says, hey, B, vaccine. Hey, B.

Hey, B. Hey, B. Hey, B, what's up, B? Vaccine, Hep B. Yeah, I didn't mean to do that. Me meant to say Hep B. Hep B. Vaccine. But not it was like some sort of, I don't know, slang in the profession. No, which means it's, is my document titled that? No, it's titled Hepby.

Okay.

But it says...

I make sure you correct that because I'll make it harder to find later. Well, no, it's titled Hepby. That's true. So it doesn't matter. It's just on my document that it says, hey, me. Now, Sidney, I unintentionally inspired this week's episode. Is that fair?

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