Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a medical tour of Miss Guy in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

I'm Sydney McRoy. Hi, Justin.

I'm excited about this episode this week.

Well, thank you. I am too. Last week, if you listened to our episode last week, if you listened to them in order,

which Justin would probably insist you do, you like to watch TV shows in order. Do you consume podcasts in order too?

Not with stuff like this. With 99% visible, I'll skip around.

Well, if you didn't listen last week, if something looks boring, like if my voice chucking Josh or my homey Roman,

I posted a rock and I'll just be like, sorry guys, that looks like a rock. You posted a rock.

You put it on glass. Skip it. Skip it.

Well, last week wasn't, no, of course not. Of course not. Last week wasn't boring because we had a very important episode where we told everybody to not drink dirty water.

Apparently we had to do that because people drink dirty water. Well, this brought up another interesting topic.

A lot of you out there in the internet took to Twitter and Facebook and email.

And even some people in person to tell me that there was another problem, another new trend that is plaguing our nation's youth.

It's not dirty water. That's reserved for people who have enough money to pay for dirty water. No, no, no. This is a teen problem.

And that's teens are apparently eating laundry detergent.

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