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Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, my little tour miss guy, the medicine I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy and I'm just a Sydney McElroy.

If I was a doctor, if I was a doctor, I would never ever, ever, ever say my name without doctor at the beginning. It would always be Justin McElroy.

There's no need. If I had the MD, if I worked, I got my MD, I'm going to do.

Or your DO. Or even, you know what? Even I will make this concession. Even if you have one of the like a PhD, like a pretend doctor like that, I would definitely still have a doctor.

Okay, Justin, did you just, I would just like to point out to all you PhDs out there. I would never call you pretend doctors. And Justin, you should know that it is.

I would say more difficult to get a PhD than an MD or or a D not that I have a DO. I'm not insulting my fellow colleagues who are DO's.

But I think we could all agree all of us who practice medicine that PhDs seem harder to get. You have to argue something in front of people and present it.

Defend it, I believe. And that and it takes longer. And I think it seems more difficult. You have to write big long papers. Yeah, but I don't have either. And here's what I'm saying.

If that is so upsetting to you, your intellectual inferior Justin McElroy, maybe you need to like, maybe there's some work you need to do. You know what I mean? If you're a part by what I said, you should maybe take do some work.

I think I think they get tired of being called pretend doctors when they are ever as much doctors. Doctors, I never would say that is what you said Rachel.

Check the tape. I would just listen. Hold on. Wait, Rachel, just check the tape.

So whatever sort of doctor, whatever sort of doctor degree you have, if you are angry about what has been said on this podcast, please direct all your angry letters to Justin and not to me.

All of you doctors work hard for your titles. And everybody who's not a doctor, why do we have to divide it Justin?

Listen, that was a kind of a stratified society based on levels of education.

That's what I'm doing. I want to build everybody up.

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