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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Do You Know How Italian I Am?

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.815.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Hot time, summer in the city, time for listener Sawbones questions! Questions like: Why is blood sticky? Why does skin itch when it grows back? Might my twin reject my organs? And should I bring my own speculum to an exam? Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/

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0:00.0

Sawbones is a show about medical history and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil. We think you've earned it. Just sit back,

0:17.0

relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. You're worth it.

0:24.0

All right.

0:27.0

So I'm about some books.

0:30.0

One, two, one, two, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its a window's the windows blasted out pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around

0:56.0

the medicines the medicines that Estelle and macabre for the mouth Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones a marital tour of

1:07.7

misguided medicine I'm your co-host Justin McElroy and I'm Sydney Mcroy

1:12.0

my tone of voice makes it sound like I'm bringing you

1:15.2

breaking tragic news, but it's just, it's just me. But isn't that sad? Does it drive you absolutely badty when your husband in your own house get sick?

1:27.0

That's got to feel like a huge dereliction of duty.

1:30.0

Right in your backyard.

1:31.0

I allowed it to happen.

1:32.0

Because you allowed illness in your home in your backyard. I allowed it. I allowed illness in your home in your

1:34.0

backyard. Do you okay I do you think that doctors have the ability to prevent all

1:40.2

illness and we're just withholding it from you if we do not do so.

1:44.0

No dear heart that's what makes it a joke and not a real thing that I say to you.

1:49.2

That is the difference there.

1:50.5

But you have you have nailed it though.

1:52.2

If I could if I could prevent illness for you I certainly would because well why do you love you and

2:01.1

and whining you're so whiny it really stops everything you know like time stops. Yeah but you know what

2:08.4

but you know what said I asked you to look in the otoscope with ooscope in my ear three days ago and you

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