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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Crystal Healing

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2016

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This week on Sawbones, Justin and Sydnee really "rock out" with an episode all about the healing power of crystals. Get it? Rock out? Man, that's one great joke. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

Transcript

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0:00.0

Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

0:56.0

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

1:03.0

Hello, everybody. Welcome to Saubones.

1:14.0

I am your co-host, Justin McAroyd.

1:19.0

I'm Sydney McAroyd. Are you Justin or you haven't seen travel focusing?

1:24.0

Yes, I'm done. Sorry. You were kind of all over the place there.

1:28.0

Yeah, I'm sorry. I should have just finished up watching some ASMR videos as I do before recording.

1:37.0

Just to give myself super duper centered and ready to make the best show possible.

1:43.0

Okay, so you were watching that as you were doing the intro to our show?

1:47.0

No, usually at the time the video out better. As the final moment of the video plays and the mile ASMR, tingles are in full effect.

1:57.0

Your tingles as I'm hitting a whole.

2:00.0

Your tingle factor is a 10.

2:02.0

A 10? Is it a tingle factor on a scale of 1 to 10?

2:06.0

That was regulated by the UN recently.

2:11.0

Yeah, it's a tingle. I have found, by the way, as I'm speaking about ASMR videos, quick seminar, bringing up on another podcast.

2:20.0

A lot of people don't know what that means and then they ask you what that means or if it's a real thing.

2:24.0

To be honest, I didn't know what it meant until you started talking to me about it.

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