Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a Marinal Tour of Miscite in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

And wow, that escalated quickly.

Yeah.

Wow.

No joke.

Wow.

All of a sudden we're living medical history instead of just talking about it.

That's true. And you'd think that since we talk about medical history that that would be something we'd be excited about, I can't say I am.

No, yeah. I like medical history in the past where history belongs.

Right. No history in the present things.

No, that's not even history if you think about it.

You know, Sid, that's a great point that a lot of people seem to be afraid of mentioning that it's not history. It was happening right now.

Hmm.

You know, when you spend a lot of time inside, you get philosophical like that.

Too true.

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