Sawbones: Colonoscopy Preparation
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.2 | It's for fun. |
| 0:08.7 | Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.2 | We think you've earned it. |
| 0:15.8 | Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.6 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.9 | All right. |
| 0:27.5 | Tommy is about some books. |
| 0:30.6 | One, two, one, two, three, four. We came across a pharmacy with its windows blasted out. |
| 0:52.5 | Pushed on through the broken glass |
| 0:54.4 | And had ourselves a look around |
| 0:56.3 | The medicines, the medicines |
| 0:58.4 | That I scallet McComb for the mouth |
| 1:01.3 | Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones |
| 1:06.3 | A marital tour of Misguided Medicine |
| 1:07.7 | I'm your co-host Justin McRoy |
| 1:09.1 | And I'm Sydney MacRoy |
| 1:10.0 | And what a week it has beenroy. And what a week it has |
| 1:12.0 | been since, what a week it has been. Yes, that's true, Justin. It's been a thrilling 24 hours since I was, |
| 1:19.6 | not 24 hours, that's not a week, seven days since I finished my colonoscopy prep, which I, is short for preparations, I believe. Is that right? |
| 1:30.2 | Yeah. Did you not know that? Well, I just don't think we ever clarified. So my preparations |
| 1:35.6 | for my colonoscopy. Yes. Which I, again, just to recap, if you missed last week's thrilling |
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