Sawbones Classic: Santa is Sick

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

To get you through that holiday slog, we're re-releasing our classic holiday episode all about the ailments Santa could possibly have. It's Candlenights 2016, and that can only mean one thing: Dr. Sydnee is trying to ruin Christmas again. Join her as she explains to poor, pitiful Justin all of Santa's terrible health risks, recorded live in Huntington, WV. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

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0:00.0	Hey everybody it's Justin McElroy here I'm one half of sawbones you probably knew that already
0:06.3	we have a classic to help get you in the holiday spirit this week it was really this is really my wife at her most wildest it is an episode called
0:18.8	Santa is sick it is from 2016 and if you need to start worrying about Santa Claus this is a
0:26.0	podcast for you. I hope you enjoy and I love you very much. Okay here you go.
0:32.4	Sawbones is I love you very much. Okay here you go.
0:34.0	Sawbones is a show about medical history and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:41.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose
0:46.8	your mystery boil? We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:57.0	You're worth it.
0:58.0	All right, the song is about some books.
1:04.0	One, two, one, two, one, three, yeah. Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones. I am your co-host, Justin McElroy.
1:37.7	And I'm Sidney McElroy. And I'm Sidney McElroy. Every time.
1:54.0	Every single time. Okay, just had to press your cord.
1:58.0	It's a high-tech op we got going.
2:00.0	Justin, I'm going to need you to do me a favor.
2:03.0	Um, Santa is short.
2:07.0	Do you know how to adjust him?
2:11.0	Hit you real quick.
2:13.1	This is important.
2:14.0	This is a.
2:15.6	A.
2:16.6	Oh, I'm going to be here.
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