Sawbones Classic Double-Feature: A Medicine Called Christmas 1 & 2

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Happy Candlenights! We've got for you a double-feature of the original A Medicine Called Christmas 1 and 2. Medicine Called Christmas: Live from Candlenights 2018, we're so proud to present a staged reading of the new Hallmark Christmas movie written by Justin and Sydnee McElroy: A Medicine Called Christmas. Music: Adam Sakiyama CAST: Narrator: Rachel McElroy Daniel: Tommy Smirl Tabitha: Sydnee McElroy Phil: Griffin McElroy Chris: Justin McElroy Ms. Crimble: Teresa McElroy Mr. Frankson: Dwight Slappe Mr. Cameron: Travis McElroy Beth: Teylor Smirl Mandy: Rileigh Smirl Mr. Golfberg: Michael Meadows Santa: Clint McElroy Medicine Called Christmas 2: Royal Pain: Just in time for Christmas, we've got another extremely special holiday film created by Justin and Sydnee McElroy. Gather the family and prepare for A Medicine Called Christmas 2: A Royal Pain. NARRATOR: Rachel McElroy PHIL: Griffin McElroy TAB: Sydnee McElroy JESUS: Dwight Slappe SORIANO: Travis McElroy CHRIS: Justin McElroy WAITER: Michael Meadows MR. BIG CITY: Tommy Smirl BETH: Teylor Smirl MANDY: Rileigh Smirl QUEEN: Mary Smirl SANTA: Clint McElroy

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. Merry candle nights to you and yours. I just wanted to say hello. Christmas Eve, I guess, according to the clock on the wall. And I've got a very special holiday treat for you. It is a holiday reissue. You know how they put It's a wonderful life back in theaters every year? Well, this is just like that. It is parts one and two of a medicine
0:21.6	called Christmas. Sydney and my fantastical holiday sort of home art parody deal. We just did
0:31.4	our latest iteration in the new Candle Night special. If you haven't watched it yet, you still can.
0:37.3	Go to bit.ly forward slash candle nights tickets. If you haven't watched it yet, you still can. Go to bit.org
0:38.3	slash candle nights tickets, 24. This one is probably one of our wildest yet, but these first two,
0:45.4	a little more tame, but if you want to know where the story starts, this is how you do it.
0:50.3	So happy holidays to you and yours. We love you. We'll see you next year. Bye.
0:59.5	Hi. I'm Rachel McElroy. And I am pleased to be the narrator for this upcoming production.
1:14.2	From the Hallmark Channel and Sawbones,
1:19.0	a marital tour of misguided medicine,
1:21.7	we're very proud to welcome you to the world premiere reading
1:24.4	of a new original film for Candle Nights
1:26.5	written by Justin and
1:28.1	Sidney McAro
1:28.9	A medicine called Christmas
1:39.3	Oh
1:40.2	And said,
1:41.6	open now in the Kenneland
1:43.7	Yeah, this Christmas we're called Oh, and sit over now in the canada.
1:50.0	Yeah, this Christmas we're gonna do right.
1:56.0	Hang some lights on the tree.
2:05.6	Yeah, that's a Christmas to me Put your arm around the fire Yeah, I don't want any more, no
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