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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Cataracts

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2014

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We squirt a little breast milk in your eye. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

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0:00.0

Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

0:56.0

I'm Madison, I'm Madison, I'm Madison, I'm the Estelle and Macau for the mouth.

1:03.0

Wow! Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a medical tour of Miss Guy, a medicine I am your co-host Justin McAroy.

1:10.0

And I'm Sydney Macau.

1:12.0

I said I'm not an ally, not a great performance from your guy you I made yesterday on the old fantasy football team.

1:19.0

That really hurts my heart to hear.

1:22.0

A big six points for the whole team from Oooooooodylie, your buddy Eli.

1:28.0

He tried his best. I bet I'm sure he did.

1:33.0

Well, I mean he delivered some big points. Now it's worth pointing out that you insist that we include Eli Manning on the team every year.

1:42.0

I really love starting. Not just on there like a mascot but like starting.

1:46.0

No, I really love Eli Manning. I think that he is the better of the Manning brothers.

1:53.0

He just he hasn't tapped his full potential yet.

1:56.0

What does he require to tap his full potential?

1:59.0

I mean I've told you before the main thing is that you have to believe in him.

2:04.0

He's had a it's been tough. Can you imagine what it's like being paid Manning's little brother?

2:08.0

Yeah, that would be really hard and then you also decide to be a football quarterback.

2:13.0

That would be tough.

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