Saw bones is a show about medical history

and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun.

Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it.

Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books.

One, two, one, go to the paper.

We carry money on like arms.

So, Mary, do you confess that medicine and the eye of your coat goes just to macaroid?

And I'm Sydney Macaroid.

Alright, fine.

Fine, that's how it's going to be.

Yeah, I don't.

You can just go if you can.

I'll come get you later.

Yeah, you say that now, but when you're trying to do a fart joke later and it doesn't land,

you'll be so happy that I'm here.

Fair, I depend on you solely for the fart jokes in our show.

I was going to wear a t-shirt tonight that said, Dr. Fart, to really highlight the fact

that fart is the worst word I can say on solvots.

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