Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm Madison, I'm Madison, the Estelle and my cop for the mouth.

Hi, I'm Aaron and welcome to Saubones, Emerald Tour of Miss Guy.

I'm Madison I'm your co-host, Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Hey, Justin. Hey, Justin. Hey, sister.

Justin, I'm going to name things and you tell me what they have in common.

Like a quiz. Yeah. It's like, yes, it's a very fun quiz. It's a very fun, exciting, funny.

I would say humorous. Okay. Like jovial laugh and do say something for everyone. Quiz. Okay. Okay.

Brussels sprouts. Dark meatfish. You, that's gross. Okay.

Rice. Rice. Specifically Jasmine rice. Okay. Beer and apples.

They are all part of a balanced diet and I think that we're I've been told a different times they're all good for me.

They all sound very helpful and health inducing and that's it. They send very some like healthy foods.

And I mean, that wasn't what I meant. Well, what's the unifying factor?

They can all contain arsenic. Yeah. They what? They can all contain arsenic.

I didn't know that. Yeah. Wait, wait, like, I mean, anything can contain arsenic, right?

Well, I mean, in the sense that if you put arsenic in it, yeah, right. Sure. Yeah.

Yes. I mean, we contain arsenic in that light. But those things you mentioned have arsenic in them?

...