Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to Sawbones and Metal Tourism.

Oh, Miss Gotti, medicine. I'm Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy, Justin. I've been looking all over for you. What are you doing here?

Just leave me, Sydney. Leave me.

No, you're just laying there on the grass and you're holding your foot. Are you bleeding?

Not yet. Listen, Sid, we've had a lot of good years together, but I got to hang nail. I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to pull through, Sid.

It's okay. No, we're getting out of this together. I'm going to drag you back to the studio.

Okay, drag me. Here we go. You're dragging me. I'm dragging you.

This is like when a lady lifts a car off her baby. Someone's great strength. I was a need.

Okay.

Oh, okay. Oh, they got it. You know, I was probably overreacting. It's just a hang nail. I think that there's probably a...

Nope. I'm the doctor here. Let me take a look at it.

Uh-oh. This isn't good. It's just a hang nail, Sid. Don't be silly.

No, this could get infected. This could ulcerate. I don't know how fast you're going to heal.

It's just a hang out wanting to heal.

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