Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out.

We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around, some medicines, the medicines that escalate my cop for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Sawbones, Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. You usually launch in.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know I do. That pause was too long.

I didn't know how to lead into this. I was just staring at you, willing something to come to me, but I got nothing.

Well, I mean, I could have come up with something, but I didn't know.

I should have warned you. You should have warned me that you were going to stare at me.

I am looking at the title of this episode and I have no earthly idea what this is.

I do have to say though, alpha-gal syndrome sounds like another way of saying like boss babe.

Oh, me. I'm not hard to work with. I just have alpha-gal syndrome.

Yeah, that's what that's when I get Facebook messages from people I knew in high school who are like.

Hey girl.

You have alpha-gal syndrome. Are you interested in joining my MLM so that you can be your own boss?

I have terminal alpha-gal syndrome. I'm chronically addicted to finding opportunity and making the life that I want.

Hey, girl. I remember how I ignored you all through high school and had absolutely nothing to do with you ever.

Well, do you want some cream?

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