Savoury Vapes Rising: Community Justice is Served (A Trashfuture New Years)

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Riley, Milo, and Alice ring in the new year by looking at the Economist’s rosy predictions in an alternate universe where Britain magically becomes fine due to the power of positive thinking and sharp dressing. We also look at some developments in Scotland, and Labour’s plan to give every homeowner control of Trident to deal with the rampant issue of young people loitering. Finally, we round off by looking at a new Yacht Neom DLC. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hi, everybody. It is the first TF of 2023. And the instruction that you're going to receive from us is to take all of your
0:23.4	old acquaintances. Forget them. They're gone. You're getting all new friends. No old acquaintances.
0:29.5	Yeah, we're your friends now. We're your family. Give us all of your money. Move into our
0:33.7	compound and, you know, await further instructions.
0:39.3	Happy New Year.
0:40.4	To you are listeners and to you, two fifths of the people that do this podcast with me.
0:46.8	Yeah, the sun god Ra has once again allowed a pair of scarbs to like sort of rotate the sun
0:53.5	across the sky enough times to make it a new
0:55.8	year.
0:56.8	And we hope for a felicitous flood and a tall pyramid.
1:00.8	Well, according to this editorial in The Economist, what if that did actually happen?
1:09.0	As the New Year's message in the economist.
1:11.3	A priestly cast of the economist.
1:14.7	Yeah, yeah. So the, a New Year's message from the economist goes, it goes, standing bird,
1:20.8	man doing a hand gesture, standing bird. It goes, what the editorial is entitled, and this is probably from their last issue of the year.
1:30.8	What if things in Britain just go right next year?
1:35.6	What if that?
1:37.3	Which of the stages of grief is that?
1:40.8	I think it's sort of, it's the one between bargaining and acceptance.
1:47.0	Pyramid scheme count as a stage degree.
1:49.0	It's not even denial anymore, it's just delusion. It's like Hitler bunker stuff. It's
1:54.0	like army group Steiner is gonna come and destroy the Red Army before they can liberate Berlin.
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