Save Us, Swiss Spartans

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week, it’s an all-dessert episode hosted by Alice with Milo and Hussein. We discuss Peter Thiel and his acolytes’ plan to make the drugs Olympics in which you take as many performance enhancers as possible and turn into Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star. However, the real icing on the cake is a Telegraph article that claims Switzerland possesses an eternal martial spirit, but Britain is too woke to have conscription (and not racist enough). It’s an experience. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to a bonus.
0:16.0	No, it's the free one.
0:17.8	It's the free one.
0:18.8	Hello and welcome to a free episode of Trash Future. Unlike Alice, you're
0:23.9	grateful compared to Riley because I actually am helping by reminding you that it's the phone. Yeah,
0:29.8	you're assisting me because I'll fearlessly the Riley is away and me, you know, I'm not the step
0:36.2	host. I'm just the host that stepped up.
0:38.3	Correct. I've written a little episode. And to be honest, this one's kind of all dessert.
0:43.5	Yeah. You know, Riley, he likes to make us talk about sort of like financial instruments and stuff.
0:49.0	Whereas what I've done is I've found some real like clown shoes. Yeah. And I hope you're excited to join me.
0:56.9	We're here with our indulgent stepmother, Alice.
1:00.0	Not to be confused with our wicked stepmother.
1:02.7	Your fun stepmother, your fun aunt, you know.
1:05.5	Yeah, starting to wear like...
1:06.7	We're like the sort of recently divorced father who's like desperately wanting to make his kids like, you know, desperately wanting to make the kids the favorite.
1:13.6	So it's just like treats all the way up.
1:15.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to like bond with you and connect with you. I'm trying to be like, is it called an get into an argument because it's like, no, they have to,
1:27.8	they have to, the children have to eat their vegetables and the vegetables are financial
1:32.0	reports for some reason.
1:33.2	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:35.0	This fight that I have with Riley, sort of, uh, this time next week is like, why do I always
1:39.6	have to be the bad guy host, you know? Why do I have to be the one who, like, you know, makes them learn about the IMF?
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