Can I tell you about an ad that I heard on this very podcast?

Sure.

I'm surprised you get ads. I do get ads. I do. I do get ads. Okay. It's a dog food ad. And it's a dialogue between two people. Okay. And one person says, is your dog's food human grade or feed grade? And they go on. They say, feed grade is meant for cattle and livestock that can only live a few years. And the other person says, this one's human grade? Wow. Can I have some? Are they going to eat it? That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that is, that's the dog food's so good. The owner's like, you know what smells good? Yum. For real. For real, though. For real though. This, this cow liver.

My doctor has told me I don't need enough protein. Maybe that's how I do it.

Maybe farmer's friend is now my friend too.

Do you think the dog food that Crystal Connors ate in Showgirls was human grade? No.

That bitch was eating puppy chow.

The actual kibble, just breaking her teeth on it.

If you had to, would you eat dog food or cat food if you had to pick?

Oh, we're talking the wet food?

Oh, yeah, it has to be the wet food.

In my experience, the dog wet food smells better than the cat one. I was going to say if we had the same, like, yes, because cat food smells horrible.

Like really horrible.

And dog food sometimes, every once in a while, it kind of looks like steak.

Throw it in a frying pan.

It might not be bad. Every time when I feed Oliver in the morning, I have a little spoon, because he doesn't get a whole can, so I have to scoop some out. And I swear this has never happened. But I'm so used to cooking, and usually when I cook, you like taste. And I'm like, one of these days, I'm going to just absentmindedly put this in my mouth

and then I'm going

to scream at the

top of my lungs.

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