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šļø 6 May 2025
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0:00.0 | You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's Sex and Relationship Show for grownups. |
0:05.1 | If you're under 18, get out of here, young. |
0:08.5 | If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, |
0:12.2 | or if you're looking for sexual harmony, |
0:17.9 | while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. |
0:25.6 | A new sport came to Los Angeles on Friday, reports KTLA, LA's very own news station. |
0:32.6 | An event that got kicked off with a literal bang, says the Daily Mail. |
0:38.9 | Out Sports reports that the event, the first of its kind, came off well. And the teenage crypto kid who came up with this |
0:44.6 | nutty new sport plans to keep it coming. We are talking about, we are punning about, because |
0:50.6 | it comes to a story like this, puns are mandatory. We are talking and punning about |
0:55.0 | sperm races at the first ever sperm races, which took place in an arena in Los Angeles last |
1:02.1 | Friday. Tickets ranged in price from 20 bucks to $2,500 for the VIP area. At the first ever |
1:09.7 | sperm races, the sperm cells of two trash-talking college |
1:13.2 | students, 19-year-old Ashton Proger from the University of California, Los Angeles, and 20-year-old |
1:19.3 | Tristan Milker from the University of Southern California were collected backstage and then put |
1:25.2 | under the microscope where they ran around a teeny tiny |
1:28.0 | microscopic obstacle course that recreated the twists and turns sperm cells might encounter |
1:33.8 | on their race to the egg in the female reproductive system and the winner of the $10,000 |
1:41.3 | cash prize Tristan Milker from the University of Southern California. |
1:47.1 | Milker. |
1:47.7 | I don't know if that's his real last name, and I am not going to fact check it because I don't |
1:52.6 | want to find out it isn't. |
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