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Savage Lovecast Episode 919

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.66.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Dan takes on a couple of heavy calls this week- A woman learned that her ex-boyfriend of 8 years was convicted on child pornography charges. He will almost certainly go to prison. He was once her fiancé. Rough stuff.  Then, Dan helps a woman make the heart-breaking choice between a single or a double mastectomy.  Our guest this week is the sharp, hilarious comedian Jared Goldstein. He and Dan talk about how gay men reject long-haired homos, how straight men don't get "headaches," and definitively answer whether dreams get weirder and kinkier as we age. A little is on the Micro, the whole thing is on the Magnum.  Finally, he's dating a woman who isn't quite over her ex. And her ex is the caller's boss. And the ex is a super-hot guy who hunts caribou. He was "like a drug" to his girlfriend. How can the caller ever hope to compete?  Q@Savage.Love     206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Dipsea: an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women for women. Get an extended 30 day free trial when you go to dipseastories.com/savage.  Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/savage. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!

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0:00.0

You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.

0:04.7

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:14.2

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. I'm not even going to try to pronounce that word.

0:26.0

The one the pope had to apologize for using last week.

0:28.6

The current pope, the nice pope, the who am I to judge pope?

0:31.8

The being gay is not a crime pope.

0:33.5

That pope.

0:34.8

Someone ratted the pope out for using an anti-gay slur during a private, closed closet

0:40.4

doors meeting with 250 Catholic bishops in Italy last week. And yeah, I'm not even going to try

0:46.8

to say it out loud because I have a problem. If I see an unfamiliar word in print first,

0:54.1

I hear it in my head. And if I don't hear it in my first, I hear it in my head.

0:55.0

And if I don't hear it in my head, the way it's supposed to be pronounced doesn't matter.

1:01.0

How many times I hear the word pronounced correctly after that, doesn't matter how many times I'm corrected.

1:07.0

What I heard in my head when I read the word for the first time, that's how it's going to come

1:12.2

out of my mouth for the rest of my life. A Savage Lovecast listener who obviously knows what I'm

1:17.7

like called in with the correct pronunciation. Hi, Janet, everybody. The word is pronounced

1:24.2

for Chadjine. Bye. It was a valiant attempt to get out in front of my brain and one I very much appreciate caller,

1:32.8

but it came too late. I'd already read the word a dozen times in print already. It's

1:38.9

spelled F-R-O-C-I-G-G-I-N-E. And what I heard in my head, I'm actually kind of embarrassed to say, was Frogacino, like Frappuccino, made with frogs.

1:51.7

I realize it makes no sense.

1:53.4

It's F-R-O-C, not F-R-O-G, but my brain, like the Lord, works in mysterious ways. Anyway, the word

2:03.1

Rochaedgini means fagotty. The Pope was expressing his concerns about admitting openly

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