You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.

Have you been naughty or nice?

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary,

or if you're looking for sexual

Or a mix or it didn't happen.

Before smartphones came along, if you had crazy sex somewhere, you might tell your friends about it,

you might cumble brag, but without pics, without video, you couldn't prove you, for instance,

had sex in Vatican City, in a dark corner of a deserted gallery

in the Vatican Museum, which means you ran the risk of being disbelieved when you shared that

story. You ran the risk of your friends concluding that your incredible sex story was, in their

estimation, not credible. But having proof you did some crazy sex thing,

that carries its own risks, as we all saw over the last few days. Over the weekend, the daily

caller, the Garbage Right Wing News website founded by Garbage Right Wing News website, founded by

Garbage Right Wing Newsperson Tucker Carlsonson posted a video of two men having sex

in a Senate hearing room. The video was shot by one of the men, and after establishing what was

going on, the cameraman was fucking a twink and a black jockstrap with a very hot ass on top of the

table where U.S. senators sit during very important hearings, the cameraman panned

around the room to make sure we could all see the iconic marble wall looming behind them as they

fucked with the seal of the U.S. Senate on it. Picks. Video. So it happened. My first reaction? That looks like a normal tourist visit to me.

If we were talking about a gay tourist visiting Porta Vyarta and not a Senate staffer slipping

into an empty hearing room with a gentleman caller. So how did the daily caller get its hands on this video?

Well, it appears that the staffer who was getting railed, the staffer getting staffed,

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