You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love cast at Savage.loaf.

Of course he didn't pick up the check.

Of course he stiffed those dumb mother fuckers.

It's ancient news now. I realized last Tuesday was a whole ass week ago, so this might as well have

happened before the release of Hummelown 2. But Donald Trump went from his arrangement and a

federal courtroom in Miami to a Cuban restaurant for a campaign stop where he was met by a cheering

crowd and cable news networks that still haven't learned the lesson of 2016. And before he left,

Trump called out to the cheering crowd, food for everybody. Now we all know what shouting

something like that means or is supposed to mean or what most people are going to think it

means. Shout drinks for everybody in a bar. And that means you're buying. It doesn't mean the

proprietors of this drinking establishment are willing to serve alcoholic beverages to any members

of the public over the age of 21 who can afford to purchase said beverages. But you can argue

on a technicality drinks for everybody food for everybody doesn't mean I'm buying necessarily.

It could be interpreted or spun as an observation, not an offer or a promise. There are drinks for

everybody who can afford to pay their own tab in a bar. There is food for everybody who can

afford to pay their own check in a restaurant that everyone in the room at that moment,

everyone in that Cuban restaurant in Miami thought Trump meant lunch was on him because of course

they did. And that's what he wanted them to think because he wanted them to cheer for him and

he wanted the cameras to capture the crowd cheering for him when he said it. And that's what he

got. And he was willing to screw every supporter of his in that room to get it. And forgive me,

forgive me for talking about Trump. I realize you can get Trump talk basically everywhere all the time

and you might come here for a break from the Trump talk. But it was talk about Trump talk about

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