You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love cast at Savage.loaf.

Two quick things before you get to the calls. First, stock up. That's been my advice since we

learned last May that the Supreme Court was about to overturn Roe v Wade. May 2, 2022. Less than a

year ago seems like a decade ago. Last May 2, a draft of the majority decision, written by Samuel

Alito and Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, somehow got leaked. We still don't know who the

leaker was. My money remains on Ginny Thomas in the library with the candlestick surrounded by

her billionaire buddy's Nazi memorabilia. Anyway, my advice back then in May of last year when the

decision leaked and again in June last year when the Dobbs decision was officially handed down, my advice

now remains the same as it did then. Stock up on Miffa Pristone and Miso Pro Stall, the abortion

pills, the names of which I can't seem to stop mispronouncing and stumbling over. Even after Dr.

Jen Gunter was kind enough to come back in the love cast and teach me how to pronounce them

correctly. There's sometimes referred to as the abortion pill singular. The medication abortion

involves two medications taken within 48 hours of each other. First, Miffa Pristone, which stops

the production of the hormone progesterone, which is necessary for a pregnancy to continue,

and then Miso Pro Stall, which induces cramping and bleeding, emptying the uterus. Miffa Pristone

and Miso Pro Stall. Or, as I like to call them, M&Ms. To spare myself the indignity of stumbling

over the names of these medications each and every time I have to say them and to spare you

the pain of having to listen to me mispronounce them every single time. M&Ms,

M&Ms have a five-year shelf life, and you don't have to be pregnant to obtain them. Anyone can order

them online, which I did, through plancpills.org. You can too, and you should. You should have them

on hand in your medicine cabinet in case you or one of your friends should ever need them,

or in case your sister or your girlfriend or your niece should ever need them, or in case your

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