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The next few weeks, the next month and a half, are going to be a bumpy ride for me, for personal reasons.

You see, I tore my rotator cuff again, my left one this time, and I was supposed to get surgery this week,

but my surgery had to be

canceled and rescheduled for six weeks from now which is not ideal because using my left

arm hurts not using my left arm hurts sitting up hurts laying down hurts watching TV hurts

sleeping hurts doing anything hurts. How'd that happen?

How'd I tear my rotator cuff?

I blame wokeness.

It wasn't a bike accident or a fall snowboarding or lifting weights.

Wokeness.

If wokeness can cause banks to collapse.

It stands to reason that wokeness could cause one or more of the muscles and tendons that anchor my left arm to my shoulder and allow me

to lift and rotate my left arm to suddenly detach themselves. Anyway, when you're not feeling so great,

which I am not right now, what do you want? Comfort. Comfort food, comfort shows, your most

comfortable clothes, warm, comfortable, familiar things to eat, watch, wear, and talk about.

I got to talk about something at the top of the show this week, and there is a lot out there I could talk about.

Donald Trump's impending indictment today could be ITMFA day, indict the motherfucker already day.

That could happen.

I could talk about that.

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