Savage Lovecast Episode 852

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

How do you organize a sex party with your pals- without it being awkward? Meanwhile, a woman asked her male friend to join her at a swingers hotel takeover. But she has a crush on him, and now regrets asking him to go. Should she bow out? On the Magnum, sometimes you need a pelvic floor specialist, am I right? Dan revisits the question of the man who asked if he should surprise his wife with a vibrator after she gave birth, to try to rekindle her sexual desire. Dr. Rachel Gelman, pelvic floor specialist is on to chat about this and a pussy juice mystery. Finally, it’s label time! What do you call a straight couple that wants to bring in other people to sleep with, but that they also like a lot? What color is this flag? You guys. We’re running out of colors. Q@Savage.Love 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at Squarespace.com/Savage and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $20% off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/savage. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.
0:04.9	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.3	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. If it looks like a dick, if it's roughly the size and shape of a dick, if it fits in your hand or your pussy or your ass like a dick, it's probably a dick. Or in the case of a 2,000-year-old wooden artifact discovered in a Roman era fort in Northumberland in the UK in 1992.
0:38.5	It's definitely a dildo, an ancient Roman sex toy and not, as it was catalogued at the time of
0:45.3	its discovery or its uncovery. The archaeologist didn't discover dildos. They uncovered a really
0:51.3	old one. Anyway, when this thing, which looks like a dick, is the size and shape of a dick, got
0:56.7	dug up 30 years ago, they said it was a darning tool.
1:01.5	I've seen the pictures, and I agree with Newcastle University archaeology, senior lecturer
1:06.1	Rob Collins, who told the Guardian that it's, quote, self-evidently a penis.
1:11.8	I don't know who entered it into the catalog as a darning tool.
1:15.3	Collins continued, maybe it was somewhat uncomfortable with it, or didn't think the Romans would do such silly things.
1:22.4	So, yeah, that thing, not a darning tool.
1:26.2	Even if the person you shove it into, splinters and all is highly likely to say, darn.
1:31.7	Oh, and for the record, that Roman dildo isn't the oldest known dildo in the world?
1:36.3	The oldest one, 30,000 years old, discovered in Germany in 2005.
1:42.6	That one was initially cataloged as an Ice Age baton because it was easier for archaeologists to imagine an Ice Age conductor waving what is self-evidently a penis around in front of an Ice Age orchestra straight out of the Flintstones than it was for them to imagine someone using this ice age
2:02.4	dildo for its clearly intended purpose. In other dick news, according to a study published on
2:08.4	Valentine's Day in the World Journal of Men's Health, the average erect penis length has
2:14.1	increased over the past three decades across the world.
2:19.6	File this one under good problems to have.
2:22.1	Dicks have gotten bigger by a lot from 4.8 inches to 6 inches reportedly.
2:27.5	That is a 24% increase in dick size in just 30 years, and that is huge. These researchers are legit. This isn't
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