Savage Lovecast Episode 846

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

A woman is head over heels in love with her new boyfriend. He is a cross-dresser and they both enjoy exploring this kink together. The problem? He isn’t interested in having sex with her and it’s shredding her self confidence. A man is seeing two women in a poly triad. The second woman struggles to feel included and incorporated in the couple’s life but they make it work. But it all falls apart when time of the month rolls around, and then she becomes unkind, needy and too demanding for the caller. He feels like an emotional punching bag. On the Magnum: A true blue, long time-listener, first-time caller has the hots for our long-suffering medical expert Doc Barak! To reward her, Doctor B employs his smoldering voice to explain athletes feet, an acne-like condition which afflicts sweaty parts of the body, and how to date a doctor when he’s too tired out from residency to fuck. Finally, a woman new to town wants to set up a gang bang for herself. In her vision, it would be loving and respectful, with her as the center of worship by many men. How can she make this happen safely? Foria is an all natural health & sexual wellness company with product lines using the power of plant actives & CBD to effectively enhance intimacy, sexual pleasure, daily wellbeing, and relief from discomfort. Get 20% off your first order by visiting ForiaWellness.com/Savage This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love cast at Savage.loaf.
0:23.1	Happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate. January 14th is the Feast of the Ass.
0:28.9	I talked about it last year. I'm going to talk about it again this year.
0:32.2	Gretchen may not be able to make fetch happen, but fuck you Regina. I am going to make
0:38.0	Feast of the Ass happen. Feast of the Ass. It was a medieval feast day, fell on January 14th.
0:44.2	Falls on January 14th this year. It was a Catholic holiday celebrating the Holy families flight
0:50.0	into Egypt. King Herod, King of the Jews at the time, according to a story in the gospel of Matthew,
0:55.6	ordered that all male children under the age of two in Bethlehem be murdered.
1:00.7	There was a prophecy that a child born in Bethlehem was going to be King of the Jews one day,
1:04.4	and Herod didn't want to not be King of the Jews one day. So kill all the kids. But an angel appeared
1:10.0	to Joseph in a dream and warned him. So the Holy family, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, got the hell out of
1:17.0	Bethlehem on a donkey. And no to answer the obvious next question, Mary and Joseph did not warn any of
1:24.4	the other new parents in Bethlehem about what Herod was planning to do, and all their babies were
1:29.5	murdered. Because God works in mysterious ways and God won't be taking any more questions at this
1:34.9	time. Moving on, Catholic celebrated the Feast of the Ass for centuries, for hundreds of years.
1:41.8	And like a lot of Catholic holidays, it was a repurposed pagan holiday, an appropriated
1:47.4	pagan holiday, a Roman feast day originally called Servellus, during which people dressed up like
1:52.9	deer, paraded through the streets, and exchanged gifts to mark the New Year.
1:57.2	Servellus hasn't been celebrated by Roman pagans for thousands of years because there haven't
2:01.4	been any Roman pagans for thousands of years. And Feast of the Ass actually hasn't been celebrated
2:06.8	by Roman Catholics for more than four centuries, which means the Feast of the Ass,
2:12.8	Festum Assanorum is free for the taking. And even if it wasn't, if the Catholics could steal
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