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Savage Lovecast

Savage Lovecast Episode 845

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year dear listeners!  Things are starting off great! A listener discovered an old journal left behind from her newly ex-boyfriend. It contained erotic fantasies about a previous girlfriend’s…daughters. So, the conundrum: Should the caller tell his ex about his written fantasies? Should she burn it and forget the whole thing? Or calmly hand it back, looking him squarely in the eye?  Dan couldn’t resist chatting with porn star Leo Louis because he digs guys who look like Janice from the Muppets.  On the Magnum, Dan speaks with Jason Roeder, a former senior editor at The Onion. His new book, "Griefstrike: The Ultimate Guide To Mourning"- is a very funny book about grief. They talked about grieving conventions and advised a listener with a wrenching quandary. And, two women are each dating stinky men. These fellas refuse to use products to mitigate the powerful waft. How can they make their deodorant-discordant relationships work? Q@Savage.Love    206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Fabric by Gerber Life- making it easy to get high quality, affordable life insurance for you and your family. Go to MeetFabric.com/Savage today.  Squarespace This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at Squarespace.com/Savage and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. Stamps.com Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/savage. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!

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0:00.0

You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.

0:05.0

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:14.4

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. You see a lot of gay men at the gym, but you never see gay men at the gym or anywhere else doing shit like this.

0:31.3

Does anyone want to make a stand for Jesus today and say me? Anyone. Profess Jesus Christ in front of hand

0:39.4

and he says, I will have the fact

0:41.7

I'm judgment day.

0:43.4

This day one wants to raise your hand

0:45.4

and say, Jesus is my Lord.

0:47.5

Anyone.

0:50.2

I have nobody raised

0:51.6

for hand for God.

0:53.1

Nobody.

0:55.0

When you say no, I judge the day, this day would be brought up.

0:58.9

You are all cowards.

1:01.3

First, sorry about the sound quality.

1:03.3

Second, spoiler alert.

1:04.9

No one was saved that day.

1:07.1

Even though there were probably more than a few Christians at that particular gym.

1:11.4

It's a part of a chain of gyms called Genesis Health Clubs with locations in Iowa and Missouri and Kansas and Nebraska, Christian heavy states.

1:20.9

Still, no one responded to this evangelical Christian influencer asshole who filmed himself doing an altar call at the gym. Well, I guess it's technically

1:30.5

not an altar call since there are no altars at the gym, more of a bench press call. He's standing

1:36.4

in front of a row of bench presses. He's actually preventing other people from using the bench presses,

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