Savage Lovecast Episode 837

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Ok, here’s the problem: She gets too wet. She only recently learned how to orgasm, and now she’s making up for lost time. But her skilled boyfriend needs a little more…friction. What can they do? A gay man got an anonymous text saying that a friend of his is a rapist and a predator. This friend has never showed any sign of such evil behavior. The caller is torn between believing victims and trusting his friend. On the Magnum, in the birth control/abortion feuds, we’ve been getting it all wrong. We should stop focusing on ovulation and target ejaculation. Gabrille Blair who wrote Ejaculate Responsibly after a tweet went viral, talks about how impractical and unfair our current thinking is. And this Mormon mother of 6 does know a thing or two about birth control… And, a man’s girlfriend of 7 short months, announced that she just might be NB or even trans, but she isn’t sure. When the caller told her he is only attracted to women, she took it back just to save the relationship. But he can’t unhear what she told him and now he wonders if he should break up. Q@Savage.Love 206-302-2064 MeUndies Today’s Lovecast is brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 15% off your first order when you go to MeUndies.com/Savage. Stamps.com This podcast is brought to you by Stamps.com. Click on the microphone and enter “Savage” for postage, a digital scale, and a 4 week trial.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love Cast at Savage.loaf.
0:23.2	Did you hear about the Pope? It happened a couple of weeks back. You probably already heard about it.
0:28.3	The Pope told NUNS that they needed to delete the porn from their smartphones.
0:34.4	That was kind of funny. Didn't see that coming. It wasn't on my 2022 bingo card, as they say.
0:40.4	But yeah, there's a couple of weeks ago. You probably already heard about it. You probably already
0:43.8	heard about Elon Musk buying Twitter, taking control of Twitter last week. That has been an
0:49.3	unfunny shit show. But you probably heard about that. Did you hear, though, about the National
0:54.4	Park Service asking Americans to stop looking toads? It's true. They did. The Park Service
1:01.3	asked Americans who are out there looking toads to please stop. There are apparently some hallucinogenic
1:07.7	effects depending on the toad, but it can make you really sick. And I can't imagine it's very good
1:12.5	for the toads either. So you should probably not lick toads. You probably shouldn't buy
1:19.3	Powerball tickets either. The prize for the lottery is now up over $2 billion. Biggest lottery prize
1:27.4	in history. Playing lottery is a waste of money. It is a tax on fools as the Italian
1:35.4	nobleman who ran the lottery for his country in the 18th century famously observed.
1:40.8	So it's not exactly new news that the lottery or lottery is all of them everywhere are a scam.
1:46.0	The odds are stacked so astronomically against you winning the lottery that it amounts to quote
1:52.4	a tax on the mathematically challenged, which is how Roger Jones, professor of mathematics at
1:57.9	DePaul University in Chicago put it. It's just a nice way of saying as other people have said that
2:02.8	lotteries are attacks on stupidity. I bought my lottery tickets this morning and I don't want
2:09.2	you buying one is that will decrease my chances of winning. So don't you be a fool and waste your
2:14.5	money on lottery tickets just because I did. You know, if you are wondering, you're probably
2:20.7	wondering at this point what's up with today's intro, popes, toads, lotteries, so scattered,
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