Savage Lovecast Episode 830

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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A woman discovered that her 80 year-old father has been downloading porn, and it’s mucking up his computer. She *could* teach him about Pornhub and other streaming sites. But her father already spends too much time in front of a computer, and really could use some exercise and contact with people. Will more porn just isolate him further? A dom man wants to do anal with his female sub. But she isn’t interested. How can he try to inspire her to be more game without invoking his dom status? On the Magnum, the interview with beloved monkey pox expert Dr. Carlton Thomas begins innocently enough. Cases are coming down, as more gay men get vaccinated. Then he and Dan veer into wilder territory, and you don’t want to miss it. A lesbian from Texas has a lot of tattoos. Is it too dangerous to send nudes when she can be so easily identified? Q@Savage.Love 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Doordash. Get breakfast, lunch, dinner and more delivered from your favorite restaurants right to your doorstep with one easy click. To get 25% off your first order of $15 or more, use promo code SAVAGE at checkout. Terms apply. Foria is an all natural health & sexual wellness company with product lines using the power of plant actives & CBD to effectively enhance intimacy, sexual pleasure, daily wellbeing, and relief from discomfort. Get 20% off your first order by visiting ForiaWellness.com/Savage This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.
0:05.0	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.4	while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:22.6	A whole bunch of Savage Love listeners alerted me over the weekend to a 19-year-old chess
0:27.8	prodigy, Hans Nyman, who beat a chess grandmaster at a prestigious tournament.
0:33.3	I was alerted via text, email, and DM, but not, sadly, via remote-controlled vibrating anal beads.
0:41.0	Neiman was accused of cheating.
0:42.3	The thought was he had some sort of device on him, a wire or something, and moves were being sent to him by someone or something, a supercomputer, observing the match.
0:51.7	After Neiman was searched by officials and no secret wires or devices
0:55.4	were found on his person, another theory emerged. The device wasn't on his person. It was in his
1:02.9	person. Vibrating anal beads. The theory was floated on Reddit by an anonymous user.
1:10.0	Neiman had cheated at chess for years by having his next move fed him via vibrating
1:14.8	anal beads or suppository to him via vibrating anal beads.
1:21.1	That was the theory.
1:22.9	Reading about that, that was the accusation, reading about this theory, this accusation,
1:26.9	I thought, this is either the Queen's Gambit
1:30.0	sequel we didn't expect with butt toys instead of blue and green pills, or it's the Rattatooie
1:36.4	reboot we didn't want.
1:38.3	Instead of the rat that wants to make Oat Cuisine, it's a gerbil that wants to play
1:41.7	elite level chess.
1:43.0	And instead of hiding under a chef's
1:44.8	hat, that gerbil hides in. Anyway, the chess prodigy cheating with vibrating anal bead story
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