Savage Lovecast Episode 795

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Oh no, it’s a three-way gone bad! A woman and her fiancé agreed to sleep with their friend. She set her very clear boundaries, and guess what? He and the gal broke them all in a triumph of cruelty and inconsideration. Now what? They have been together for 12 years. Can you imagine? A poly woman with a chronic medical condition has been attracted to a good friend for a while. The sexual tension is building…but she found out that not only is he unvaccinated, but he never intends to get the vaccine, indeed has never received a vaccine of any kind due to his religious beliefs. But he is scorching hot! Dan enlists the help of the good doctor Stacy De-Lin to wag her professional finger at this reckless, selfish, deluded, unethical (but very foxy) wacko. On the Magnum, we are delighted to bring on comedian Zach Noe Towers (Dating #NoFilter, and Dear White People.) They advise a puzzled lesbian about the top/bottom dichotomy among gay men, and discuss the complication that having herpes can bring to your group sex exploits. Could this conversation be any gayer? No, it could not. And we guarantee you will know Dan Savage a little better after you listen to this interview. And, in another boundary-breaking bonanza, a woman is lucky enough to hook up with a long-haired man. But he warned her that due to trauma involving his mother, she MUSN’T TOUCH HIS HAIR. Guess what she did…twice! Now, he’s ghosted her and she wonders if it’s such a crime to touch a hottie’s lovely locks. Don’t touch the hair. 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com Today’s Lovecast is brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 15% off your first order when you go to MeUndies.com/Savage. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace- online therapy that makes it easy to get extra mental health support. For $100 off your first month, go to Talkspace.com and use the offer code Savage. The Savage Lovecast is brought to you by Dame Products: a woman-founded sex toy company. Visit DameProducts.com/Savage to get 10% off your first order.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at Savage. Love.
0:05.0	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.5	well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast. There are a lot of feast days on the Catholic calendar.
0:26.3	I was raised Catholic, as I believe I may have mentioned on this program once or twice.
0:30.2	I am from a very Catholic family, and I have the Catholic kitchen, the sexual hangups to prove it.
0:34.9	But somehow, the fact that there's an annual feast day on the Catholic
0:39.1	calendar dedicated to ass, that escaped my notice, the feast of the ass? What do you know? Every
0:46.0	January 14th, once a year, Catholics celebrate the feast of the ass. I would like to extend my
0:53.6	best wishes belatedly to all who celebrated the
0:56.0	feast of the ass last week. I hope you had a good one. I hope you had a nice little feast.
1:00.9	Of course, it's not what you think. It's not how it sounds. If something sounds too good to be true,
1:05.1	it probably is. The Feastum, Esenorum is not a of anelengus, it's not about rimming. Catholic
1:13.3	feast days, they aren't even feasts. Their annual religious celebrations, not big ass,
1:18.4	Thanksgiving-style dinners. And the feast of the ass is meant to commemorate. It's meant to
1:22.5	celebrate the Holy Families flight into Egypt, which went like this. After Mary gave birth in the manger in Bethlehem because there was no room in the inn,
1:30.4	after the three kings showed up bearing gifts, and after the little drummer boy wandered in
1:34.2	and convinced himself that what Mary really wanted right now was a drum solo,
1:38.3	because exhausted new moms with sleeping infants, they love their drum solos.
1:42.6	After all of that, an angel showed up to warn Joseph
1:45.4	that Herod, the king of the Jews at the time, was coming to kill Jesus because he didn't want
1:51.0	any competition where this king of the Jews shit was concerned. And the angel told Joseph to take
1:56.0	Mary and Jesus and flee the fuck into Egypt. Now, did an angel really appear to Joseph with a warning?
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