Savage Lovecast Episode 786

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A group of friends get together regularly and do molly together. But there’s one dude in the group who gets a little too touchy feely with the women, asking if can touch them in…intimate ways. How can they tell him to knock it off without ruining the groovy vibe? A bisexual teenaged boy can’t come during sex. He can get there when he masturbates. But for some reason he can’t close the deal with others. Why? What can he do? On the Magnum, Dan and comedian Judy Gold from the Kill Me Now podcast answer some questions together. They discuss the faces we make during sex, finding your large girlfriend unattractive, and what to do when you’re jealous of your inconsiderate roommate, who also happens to be your ex. Thorny problems all! And speaking of roommates, a woman has moved in with her wonderful, perfect-in-every-way boyfriend. Except! He also lives with his unpleasant, difficult mother. It’s a package deal, and the caller is miserable. Must she move out? Yes, she really must. 206-302-2064. voicemail@savagelovecast.com Dame Products The Savage Lovecast is brought to you by Dame Products: a woman-founded sex toy company. Visit DameProducts.com/Savage to get 10% off your first order. Foria Wellness Foria is an all natural health & sexual wellness company with product lines using the power of plant actives & CBD to effectively enhance intimacy, sexual pleasure, daily wellbeing, and relief from discomfort. Get 20% off your first order by visiting ForiaWellness.com/Savage Stamps.com This podcast is brought to you by Stamps.com. Click on the microphone and enter “Savage” for postage, a digital scale, and a 4 week trial.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at Savage. Love.
0:05.1	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.5	while there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast.
0:23.4	Okay, here's a funny story.
0:26.1	A long time ago, before podcast and smartphones were a thing, before the internet came online, I guess,
0:32.7	before Taylor Swift met Jake Gillenhall.
0:35.9	I had a radio show, Savage Love Live. It aired in Seattle on Sunday nights.
0:40.7	It was a lot like the podcast, answered listener questions with my co-host, Mary Martone, aka the
0:45.1	Big Tipper. We talked to guests. We got into it. But unlike the podcast, we had to worry about the
0:50.2	Federal Communications Commission shutting us down. And the one night we really were most worried
0:55.8	about the FCC shutting us down was the night I got into it with this guy who didn't like
1:01.4	something I'd written in Savage Love, my column that week, something I wrote about beastiality,
1:07.1	which I am against. Fucking animals. Not a fan.
1:12.9	Don't think people should fuck animals.
1:15.9	Pretty much for the same reasons as everybody else,
1:18.0	because animals can't consent.
1:21.5	And this guy called me at work after I wrote that in my column,
1:23.7	and he somehow got through to me at my desk,
1:26.7	and I somehow made the mistake of picking up the phone that day,
1:28.0	not knowing who was on the line.
1:35.7	And it was this furious, well, today they call them zoo files, people who are attracted to animals.
1:37.0	He'd seen my column.
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