Savage Lovecast Episode 779
Savage Lovecast
Dan Savage
4.6 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at Savage. Love. |
| 0:05.6 | If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony, |
| 0:15.1 | well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Podcast. |
| 0:23.6 | So I talked about COVID conspiracies at the top of last week's show, so I probably shouldn't talk about Michael Flynn, the former national security advisor to the President of the United States, who claimed on a Q&ON conspiracy podcast last week |
| 0:38.3 | that the CDC is secretly planning to vaccinate Trump voters by putting vaccines in salad |
| 0:45.3 | dressings because we all watched the January 6th insurrection and thought, those people hate |
| 0:50.8 | their country, but they sure do love their leafy greens. |
| 0:53.9 | So I'm not going to talk about that. |
| 0:55.7 | And I talked about Catholics at the top of the previous week's shows, or probably shouldn't talk about the Catholic priest who was arrested in Italy last week after spending $120,000. |
| 1:06.0 | He stole from the church on drugs for the drug-fueled gay orgies he was hosting. |
| 1:11.7 | That's how the paper described those orgies, drug-fueled, as opposed to all those gay orgies |
| 1:17.1 | fueled by solar or wind or thermal or carbs. |
| 1:19.8 | Anyway, this priest got caught importing a leader of GHB, the date rape drug, from the Netherlands. |
| 1:26.8 | Edie Gourmet, blamed it on the Basanova. |
| 1:29.0 | Father Spignazi blamed it on the cocaine vortex. |
| 1:32.4 | The cocaine vortex swallowed me. |
| 1:34.9 | Father Spignazi said in court, |
| 1:36.5 | the drug made me betray my parishioners. |
| 1:40.1 | So for those of you keeping score at home, |
| 1:42.2 | rape 100 kids, get transferred, steal 100K, get arrested. |
| 1:46.2 | The Catholic Church, ladies and gentlemen, somehow still in business. |
| 1:49.2 | But I'm not going to talk about that either. |
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