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So, Mary, looks like we've finally evened the score.

All right, this is going to take a minute, but bear with me.

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Bartolo Longo was born into an Italian Catholic family in 1841.

His parents were devout Catholics and so was Bartolo until he went to college.

At college, he fell in with a bad crowd as one does.

But in his case, Bartolo fell in with a group of mediums and spiritualists who claimed they could communicate with the dead,

and he eventually wound up in a satanic cult, as one does, and was ordained a satanic priest.

But it didn't stick.

Bartolo was anxious and depressed, and a friend convinced him to talk to a priest, a Catholic priest, not a satanic priest.

And after listening to this priest, Naderon for three weeks, Bartolo cracked.

He renounced Satanism and embraced Catholicism and he's now a saint, a junior saint,

beatified by Pope John Paul II.

That was the Pope who thought God would send adults who had consensual gay sex to hell,

while he sent priests who'd raped kids on to new parishes.

Anyway, Bartolo took the name Rosario, because he was very into the rosary, when he joined the Dominican Order,

making him the third most famous Rosario in history after Rosario Dawson, the actress,

loved her in Top Five, looking forward to seeing her in Clerks Three,

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