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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary,

or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can pass,

on the Savage Mubcast.

I never know what to say to start the goddamn show.

It feels stupid.

Just to give the goddamn phone number out again because I can do that at the end.

But I feel like I should say something.

Like, hello, welcome to this show.

I'm Dan Savage, but you know i'm dan savage

because you downloaded the show you're like downloading random fucking podcast you didn't know

who recorded um so i don't really know what to do and i can't banter with the tech savvy at

risk youth because they don't have a microphone which is actually in my contract style i like it i like

them i like my tech savvy at-risk youth silent.

So I guess we should just get to the fucking calls.

Hey, Dan.

My name is Dylan, and I'm a 19-year-old straight male college student from New England.

My problem has always been getting together with women.

I treat women with respect, and I'm never misogynistic.

And while hooking up is always fun, I'm

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