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Hey, Dan. We're here in a ladies book club, and we were just talking about this question,

the, if you eat pineapple, does your come taste good question?

And some of us believe, after our online research, that this is not true,

even though you've said it on your podcast in the past.

And I know that you have a

scientific guy that you can fault every now and then. I just want to know, is this really,

really true or not? I don't know. For girls, for girls, for guys, what, is there anything we can

eat that's going to make us taste better? Look, I don't have the science at my fingertips. I don't have the double-blind study. I don't have the data. But you know what? Eating a pineapple is not going to make your vagina taste any worse. Right? And all I'm talking about, and this is so self-evident and obvious, we don't even need to study. It's not like you can drink nothing but Diet Coke and coffee

and Jack Daniels and eat nothing but Burger King and McDonald's and Wendy's and then top that off

with a little pineapple and your excretia is going to taste good. You have to have, as I have said

on the podcast and in the column and at colleges and everywhere else I go, what comes out of you is going to be

impacted in a huge way by what you put into you. So if you have a balanced diet, you don't eat too

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