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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. I'm sorry. I spent a good part of my weekend being really, really angry about the

representation of sexual minorities in contemporary film.

We watched this new thriller over the weekend about a woman who basically kidnaps elderly people

by gaming the legal guardianship system and then holds these elderly people against their will

in a crappy long-term care facility. She prevents them from seeing their families. She strips them

of their assets, condemns them to lonely and miserable deaths. Clearly, it's not just Brittany who needs to be freed people.

And the lead in this film, the villain, is a lesbian with a severe haircut and a thing

for expensive stiletto heels.

Her girlfriend is her accomplice.

And between them, they don't have a scrap of a scruple.

No conscience, no remorse about what they're doing.

They are sociopaths to greedy fucking

dykes who don't care who they hurt or how many lives they destroyed. They're monstrous.

And I loved it. I fucking loved it. It's called I care a lot. It's streaming on Netflix,

directed by Jay Blakeson. It stars Rosamond Pike and Isaac Gonzalez is the horrible lesbians. Peter Dinklage is in it. He's amazing. And two-time Academy Award winner, Diane Weist, is in it, one of my favorite actresses. She won both those awards for roles in Woody Allen films. I don't know if she's supposed to return them now or what, but I love her and she's amazing and everything. And I hope she gets another Academy Award for this performance, one that won't have the stank of Woody Allen all over it.

Again, this film is called I Care a Lot, streaming on Netflix, definitely worth your time.

All right, what was I saying when I started? Oh, right. I spent a good part of my weekend,

really angry about the representation of sexual minorities in contemporary film.

But it wasn't the movie about the evil lesbian couple that pissed me off.

Actually, I don't know if Marla and Fran that's the evil couple in this movie.

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