Savage Love Episode 733

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Our opening "sexcess" story features a black light. You people are creative! Dan counsels a gay man whose boyfriend is so closeted and scared of his military father, (this boyfriend lives in his parent's basement,) that he has to sneak in and out under cover of night. Kind of fun when you're in high school, but in your 30s? Not so much. On the Magnum: Have you ever heard a rabbi say: "The religion is messing you up"? Meet the fearless rabbi Jeremy Gerber. He and Dan discuss blow job technique as well as the practice of mikvah- where couples abstain from all contact during, and for seven days after menstruation. And a 59 year old man who used to be in a sexless marriage is now getting tons of sex. But how can he retrain his dick to orgasm faster? This episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50% off just about any item, plus free shipping when you enter the offer code "Savage". This episode is brought toy by Tushy- the modern bidet attachment that washes your ass completely. Go to www.HELLOtushy.com and get 10% off your order with promo code SAVAGE. Stop wiping and start washing with TUSHY. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:12.9	I hope you don't mind the new intro music just for this week because we are still celebrating the fact that Donald fucking Trump is going to be a one-term president.
0:22.6	Barack Obama got two terms.
0:24.6	George W. Bush got two terms.
0:26.9	Bill Clinton got two terms.
0:28.7	The last time we elected a one-term president was 1988.
0:33.2	So what just happened, if I may borrow a phrase from Joe Biden?
0:39.2	What just happened is a big fucking deal.
0:40.6	Joe Biden is going to be the 46th president of the United States.
0:43.5	And Kamala Harris is going to be our first woman vice president, our first black vice president,
0:48.1	our first Indian American vice president.
0:51.4	I should probably say that Joe Biden is going to be 46 unless Donald Trump quits
0:55.6	between now and January 20th, which I would not put past him, in which case Mike Pence would be
1:00.7	46 and Biden would be 47, whatever the number, 45, is over and will soon be out.
1:08.3	President-elect, Joe Biden, once he gets sworn in, is going to take us back into the Paris Climate Accords.
1:14.4	He's going to stop construction of Trump's border wall, which Trump spent billions on and only managed to complete 16 new miles of.
1:21.3	Biden is going to rescind Donald Trump's executive orders that weakened environmental protections.
1:25.6	He's not going to defund the World Health Organization or continue to sabotage NATO.
1:30.1	And he's going to put people who know what they're doing in charge of our pandemic response.
1:36.1	People who know what they're doing, just another way of saying, not Jared fucking Kushner.
1:40.9	And I know it's not as important.
1:43.1	But seeing Donald Trump and his shitty fucking wife and
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